Ah.. twelve shades of suck. so, if god were at some point going about punishing me for something he has definitely moved past it and is now just laughing at me. All the previously mentioned things have happened and now, what happens? Oh, that's right, I get a yeast infection. See, I've heard of anal suppositories, but a vaginal one? Who the hell thought that up? Those asshats.
Probably a man.